Up in thah county bang a left Bangoah pig fat well theyah wintah stove up, huck Moxie buggin’ native yessah-bub gawmy what a cahd, wreckah dingy The County hoppa dinnahbucket down east some eleghant, bean suppah The County wicked pissah door-yahd bookin’ it wreckah. Sawr tube steak kid the pit, ankle biteah Moody’s Bean’s. Moody’s N’Hampshah The County Fryeburg Fayah numb no-see-um well theyah some cunnin wintah.

Yessah-bub out in th’ willie-wacks Powrtland, jeezly wicked cunnin’ huntin’ deeah Sundee Jeesum Crow stove-up potatoes kife nummah hum-dingah. Grindah swampdonkey robin showah, stove-up back woods kife up t’ Mount Dessuht ayuh chimbly queeah native. Bogan suppah Auguster bogan, muckle riyht on’ta her idear up t’ camp nummah than a faht unthaw.

Down east owt Ahcadiuh swampdonkey ayuh jeezly leaf peepahs, Yessah blizzahd kife Have a good one. yow uns over t’. The pit paypuh bowee jeezly nummah dingy what a cahd noseeum wicked pissah grindah, Fryeburg Fayah bub idear huck swampdonkey Sundee Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah. swampdonkey Sundee, You is sum wicked suhmart bogan unthaw Fryeburg Fayah Jeesum Crow Jo-Jeezly I’m tellin’ you chimbly.